Of Things I Have Learnt Not To Do

How I have learnt the following things does not matter

Things I learned not to do in life:
Poke a hornet’s nest…
Touch hot stovetops…
Play with matches…
Look for shoes under the bed with a candle…
Play in traffic…
Play with super glue…..
Throw things at windows…
Throw fragile things….
Standing on tiptoe on top of plastic garden chair…
Lick electricity cables to check if they have a live current…
Put metal objects in electricity outlets….
Run with sharp objects…
look under a running lawnmower to see why it’s making so much noise….
Fix things that aren’t broken
and…….
….never…
ever…

go looking inside a lady’s handbag……

~B

Responses to “Of Things I Have Learnt Not To Do”

  1. Rulonda JaBrey avatar

    That last one tho… lol. Good on you B! 😁

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    1. Beaton avatar

      🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Safety First… You know but safe than… Not🤣🤣
      ~B

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  2. Diana avatar

    Hahaha, good lessons! The last one made me giggle!! 😁

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    1. Beaton avatar

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Apparently the last bit is hilarious
      ~B

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  3. Brenda Dube avatar

    I laughed hard at the last one but I don’t mind you can come and look inside my handbag. 😅

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Hahaha it’s OK You can keep your handbag and I will keep my pockets
      ~B

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  4. Shuvai Mlilo avatar

    A lady’s handbag is equivalent to the Pandora Box.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Do not open 🤣🤣🤣
      ~B

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  5. Lebogang Shazzygal Malatji avatar

    Hahahah the last one though….i think that’s a good idea. There’s a lot going on in a woman’s bag. You’ll be shocked

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Precisely… If they ask you to get something from their handbag just pass them their handbag 🤣🤣

      ~B

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  6. Sam "Goldie" Kirk avatar

    I don’t know if I agree with all of your lessons. BUT – “Standing on tiptoe on top of plastic garden chair…” yea… I hate that.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      And they are oh so fragile 🤣
      ~B

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  7. mickmar21 avatar

    Cooking naked should be on the list. 🙂 Ah memories of dumb things done.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Oh yes that should definitely be on the list.
      ~B

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