humour – Becoming The Muse

Defining Moments

Of Things I Have Learnt Not To Do

How I have learnt the following things does not matter Things I learned not to do in life:Poke a hornet’s nest...Touch hot stovetops...Play with matches…Look for shoes under the bed…

Of suspending disbelief

How come? How come people look at me funny when I shout encouragements or warning to the hero on TV. When I urge the people on TV not to trust…

Of Feeling The Earth Move

I felt the Earth move beneath the soles of my feet, a tremor deep from the bowels of the planet's core. https://twitter.com/Beatonm5/status/848957458819174410 I was sitting on the sofa watching TV and…