Of Things I Have Learnt Not To Do

How I have learnt the following things does not matter

Things I learned not to do in life:
Poke a hornet’s nest…
Touch hot stovetops…
Play with matches…
Look for shoes under the bed with a candle…
Play in traffic…
Play with super glue…..
Throw things at windows…
Throw fragile things….
Standing on tiptoe on top of plastic garden chair…
Lick electricity cables to check if they have a live current…
Put metal objects in electricity outlets….
Run with sharp objects…
look under a running lawnmower to see why it’s making so much noise….
Fix things that aren’t broken
and…….
….never…
ever…

go looking inside a lady’s handbag……

~B

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