Of the festive spirit – A, Recipe

recipe for Christmas Vodka Lemon and Lime fruit cake….
(making mine right now)

1bottle of vodka,
1cup sugar,
20ml bitters,
1tbspn baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tbspn salt,
20ml lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
2cups nuts & dried fruit
Β½ cup oil

>Sample a cup of vodka to taste for smoothness.
>Take a large bowl, sip the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
>Beat one cup of butter till
fluffy in the bowl and Add 1tspn sugar ,at this point it is best to make sure if the vodka is really ok and while you are at it try another cup of vodka …. You know  just in case.
>Break 2 eggs & add to the
> chuck the cup of dried fruit
> Pick up the fruit off the floor blow away the dirt and place in the bowl a piece at a time trying not to count it.
>Mix well everything with a fork and if any fruit gets stuck on fork tines just pry it loose with a thingie drewscriver.
>Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
>Sift two cups of salt or
>Check the vodka. Your cup must be empty by now and pour another generous measure.
>Now sift the
lemon juice  and strain your nuts.
>Add one table.
>Add a spoon of sugar or some fink or wateva u can find.
>Greash the oven turn the cake tin 180Β° and try not to fall over.
>Finally throw the bowl through the window.
> try to spill all the leftover ingredients all over the kitchen floor  be careful not to slip on the oil
> check the fridge for any other alcoholic beverage
>Finish the vodka and wipe the
counter with the cat or hands or finish it later when everything stops spinning
> Lets get baked
Share the festive spirit πŸ˜€
> next recipe is new year’s eve punch


  1. love it, laughed all thru but why do most writers love the bottle? i love to drink, love to say ‘i am an alcoholic’ not a drunk but a lover of all alcoholic drink, no discrimination lol

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  2. This is the funniest thing ever, laughed so loud. Read it to my siblings. The minute saw the bottle of vodka, I just knew it would go this way, throwing the bowl out the window? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. hahaha but I really was thinking of something like a wedding cake but instead of The Brandy and sherry you use a vodka… but yeah drinking and baking is fun and games till you try to find the bowl and cleaning up the mess in the kitchen (the morning after)
      not that was speaking from experience or anything like that whatsoever ^_^

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