Dear Perfume Companies:
Please put a suggested serving size on your bottles. You know like on a medicine bottle:
Dab LIGHTLY on pulse points
Do NOT marinade in it.
in event of overdose take a shower
Sincerely,
A guy sitting next to one of your most over-zealous customers in a public taxi and contemplating murder
~B
Ps I’m extremely confident that the “dosage instructions” would never say empty entire contents of bottle onto person and have a nice day.
The windows in this vehicular conveyance are all emergency exits and can not be opened; except by kicking them out (in case of emergency)
I think such an instance constitutes an emergency…
