If you were having coffee with me I wold say it hey it has been awhile….
I like the vagueness of words referring to time …. Awhile, that could be a few seconds a, a few minutes, days, months or years even.
So it has been awhile have you missed me? I have most certainly missed you muchly… I missed my internet connection actually come to think of it, it’s not the internet that I missed
While I have been missing in action as it were, what have you been up to? Read any good books met any interesting people?
I just finished reading a book series called The Malazan Book of the fallen, which I must admit is the most epic not to mention longest most ambitious book project I ever read. I started reading it a year ago and have finally finished 3 million 325 thousand pages and ten books later. Its not the easiest book to read but it’s absolutely worth it, expect a review of it coming up soon.
If you were having coffee with me we would be trying out a recipe I got from a friend, mused by a stranger as it were…. Boil ginger then add coffee and honey,…. it has a secret this recipe, my friend said would only tell me after I include her in a story…..but she happened to pass the pyscho exam so am kind of just the tiny bit suspicious, if it’s not poisonous, she says it’s not but that’s what I would say too even if it was because… hello psycho…..
If you were having coffee with me I would ask you if you remember the time when I told you about how we were having these cash shortages in our country, well guess what the Reserve Bank has resolved it by introducing The New Bond Notes which should trade in value 1:1 with the United States dollar. It seems suspiciously like just printing your own paper and calling it money but we have survived the first week of the surrogate currency being drip fed into the economy and the government says banks are even running out of the new notes showing that they are being warmly received but the government also says lots of other things….. Once upon a time I had a bank balance of a something close to a quintillion dollars (it’s a real number google it) I wasn’t really as rich as that sounds because it translated to $5 united states dollars and eventually vanished, along with most of other people’s savings …. So with a track record like that its kinda hard to have confidence in a government that feels like its performing a socio-economic experiment with us, I guess we wait and see what happens next….. wish us luck, so far it seems to be working. If you have used these notes how has your experience been?
If you were having coffee with me I would tell you Code is Poetry, you know like programming code, well I don’t know much about code but I do know poetry and I am learning web page developing so watch this space……..
If you were having coffee with me I would hand you a slice of cake, it was my mum’s birthday today we had cake and laughter, she says she turned one because well there was only one candle on her cake… Happy birthday mum
Thank you for the visit its been great catching up….
~B
PS Oooh and they switched on the Christmas lights in Africa Unity Square Harare that’s how I know its Christmas season…….
Hey, Beaton, where’ve you been? Nice catching up🌺
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thanks for popping by…. where have I been? .. oh I have been being hahaha and how have you been. … ,~B
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It’s crazy, just recently, I kept wondering where B was and why he was MIA. Doubtless, I had a big grin across my face when I saw this post. Good to have you back! Lots of birthday wishes to your mum! xx
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ahhhh thanks Mfon it is kinda awesome to find out you were wondered about and of course being back is super great oh what stories to tell I have hahaha thanks for the wishes ~B
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Holla! Nice catching up, belated Birthday wishes to your Mummy 🎂 🎈 🍻 🎉
Don’t leave the next coffee catch up too long. Toodles for now
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thanks D…. hopefully the break is over and we now return to our regular scheduled programming ~B
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Hey Beaton. Thanks for the ping back and virtual coffee. See you soon.
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a pleasure…. how the nerves?
~B
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Holla Psycho!!!! I missed you too!! Like too much ;-(….interestingly, my mum’s birthday is tomorrow! Awesomeness! Happy birthday to Mum!
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HEEEEEY ….. aawe thanks makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside or maybe its the Christmas spirit hahaha
birthday wishes to the mum one day we must throw an intercontinental birthday bash yes??
~B
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Lol Christmas spirits? 😉
Hehe we definitely should throw that bash!!;!
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absolut
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I had wondered where you were. I heard “All I want for Christmas is you” the other day while I was wandering around a mall in Middle America. I thought of the blog post you wrote about that song and smiled. As far as the bond notes go, I wondered if the par rate was 007 with a license for something Jamesian. Or not. I’ve never watched that stuff. But I’ve heard of it. Best wishes to you and your coffee. And happy birthday to your young mother!
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wow you remembered … and thats a story from last year but it had some creepy feels *goosebumps*
hahahahahaha I happen to like Bond James Bond not the Bond dollar someone even suggested it be termed the USB as opposed to the USD people got jokes …. coping mechanisms I guess…
thanks for dropping by means quite the much
awesome stuff
season’s greetings
~B
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I had wonderly wondered about with microscopic intent to unravel your whereabouts. Its great to have you back.
And yes happy birthday to your young mum☺🎉🎂
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hahaha you would have had better luck finding me with a telescope because I was out of this world. ….. the cyber world that is lol…
cheers ~B
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Lol…….. that’s a great tool I think to rout you out perhaps next time. Hahaha
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Hey! Remember me?
You were at my blog recently and thanks so much for your interaction.
Also, I had no idea you were from Zimbabwe. Good luck with the bond notes. I can’t believe they actually went on and printed those.
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hey Alayinah of course memory like an elephant…. crazy thing the internet innit ….. I still can’t believe they actually did and I have a note in my pocket you are welcome and thanks for dropping by
~B
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Hi B. Its great to have you back, I had missed having coffee with you. Don’t ever disappear like that, else I’ll experience the withdrawal symptoms again cause I don’t drink cyber coffee without you.
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aaaaawe thanks good to be back in this digital space…. hopefully I will be here more ~B
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Happy Birthday to your mom! Good to see you again. You are the only one I have coffee with because I so hate the taste. But since it is digital, it goes down smooth (haha).
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Thanks for the visit and the wishes …. so what sort of beverages do you like in the future might share a digital one more to your taste 🙂
glad to be back
~B
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Well. Hello, stranger! Coffee with ginger sounds awesome. Anything with ginger sounds awesome. Nice to see Christmas lights up! 🙂 Happy Birthday to your mum.
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hello Sarah….
Cheers I even got the ginger schnapps
thanks for dropping by an the wishes
~B
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Welcome back.
I have missed you
And yeeyi you were a quadrillionaire once
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thanks….. it really is kinda cool to know the you shaped hole you left was felt hahaha hahaha millionaires we been having those ~B
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Happy birthday to your mum, also can you ship cake to Uganda ASAP?
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cake what cake…… it’s been days…. cake all gone …. ooops but besides I don’t trust the postman hihihihi ~B
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And yes, yes I missed you. Kept checking this space. Was coming to hunt you down on Twitter but never got to it.
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I like your style. I must admit that you do have a lot of coffee and are very generous with it.
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and the it decided to hard your comment in the realm of the spam folder but we all good now hahahahaha thanks for dropping by
Thank You!!!!
~B
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I understand. We good now fellow chapati lover!
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^_^
~B
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