Of My 3rd Anniversay and 10k views

Its official me and my blog, we married because I got a WordPress notification that wished me a happy anniversary whoop whoop it has been three years since I signed up.


For the first half of the three years (just showing I have a solid grasp on the basics of algebra….. speaking of algebra doesn’t that sound like something mermaids would wear to a math ball under the sea {Algae Bra}…. Now you are thinking it too) My blog was set to a privacy mode such that the only eyes that read my crazy were mine but in the past year and half I unleashed it upon the inter-web: worldwide….

And the best present I could ever get I just clocked 10 000 views


yey ^_^….. maybe it was one person who clicked 10 000 times maybe it was 10 000 people  who each visited my blog once…. I don’t care I don’t care I am just happy to have had an audience… much love ♥♥♥♥ danke, tatenda, thank you from my blog and I

I took the liberty of drawing a graph to show my blog traffic in the past 3 years I guess its true what they say about it being about what you put in….


It probably makes more sense to aliens than either you or me, see I was day dreaming about mermaids and bras during math classes and might have discussed Harry Potter with a headless chicken

I never usually check my stats but today I did and thought why not make a quick shout out by country if I can get it down correct

So leggo:

Visitors from The United States seem to be the leading the hit counter holla to a few of my fave Steph, Tara, Rachael, Josh, Yinglan and the blogbattle family

And then the UK …. Phoenix Grey, D

Ireland Elle

Greece M.L. Kappa

Japan Ashi

Nepal R

Josephine, Afuaawo, Mimi

Coming to African countries Uganda seems to be leading on my top interactions shout out to Uganda Sunshine, Writer Chick, Mable,  CynthiaJoel

and then Ghana Josephine, Afuaawo, Mimi

Nigeria Mfon, Nedoux

Botswana Kearoma, Louisa

Rwanda Samira

Namibia Tuli

Zambia Martha,  Mulos

Malawi Lilacs and stuff

South Africa Sinawo

And finally my home country Zimbabwe …. Ndino simudza mureza Whoop whoop shout out to Colleen, CatMakaita, Miss Mona, Pineapple, Mr Mayor, Makupsy … and Zile lol

And to all of you who low key stalk my blog thanks for the support now go   read this and dont be strangers ^_^


PS I know I forgot someone I’ll remember and add you dont worry be happy *whistles* and if I dont know where you blog from, do let me know but who cares they are only imaginary boundaries transcended by clicks and hashtags




  1. Congratulations on 10k views! I’m glad you decided to make this blog public, I enjoy your craziness. The graph you made looks very professional too, just like the ones I see in the scientific papers I spend too much time reading 😀

    Also, don’t tell anyone I said this, but I rather hope mermaids don’t wear bras. They do contribute to all that litter in the oceans, after all 😛

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    1. Thanks my guy *thumbs up emoji*
      hahaha someone give me a graph paper and a pencil cause I be plotting something *evil scientist laughter*

      hahahaha your secret is safe with me

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    1. Thanks Rachael
      Life has been interfering it does that so havent done my blogbattle stories and I always got lost on the dates during that bimonthly period hahaha glad we back to weekly actually trying to figure out what to do with menagerie difficult word that
      Much appreciate ♥♥♥♥

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    1. Thank you so much ♥♥♥♥
      Fun times hey guess am no longer a tiny fish lost in the big big ocean, I am a bigger fish but still fumbling around but now its an adventure whoop whoop lol

      PS I’m thinking Nemo all grown up hmmm new blog post idea


  2. Algae bra? Something mermaids wear to a math ball?😂😂😂😂😂 Please show yourself to the door!

    Your blog is awesome and I enjoy your sense of humor. I low key stalk you🙈🙈 and yay! 10k views. You go champ! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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    1. Hahahahaha I will gladly show myself out because OUTSTANDING
      Life is too short to not life now and again☻☻☻
      Thank you a milli times a milli ♥♥♥

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    1. hahahaha oooooops my bad tbh it never occurred to me that Letters from Athens were from Greece….*hides* I know right like seriously how could I not connect the dots…. but now I know ^_^
      Thanks a million ♥♥♥♥

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  3. Makorokoto B! Happy anniversary! Happy your marriage is still intact after 3 years with plenty of us looking on for inspiration. And 10grand views? Awesome cakes

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  4. Congratulations on your 10k views, seriously I don’t know why everyone doesn’t read your blog. You’re an awesome blogger and my favorite for that matter of fact. Congratulations again for your wedding anniversary I am so happy for you and your blog. And I appreciate you mentioning my name. I guess I like your couple😂. I lIke your writings and your funny self.

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  5. Well done Mr B.

    A nicely written blogiversary post.

    Lol @ “Algae Bra” Now it’s in my head. 😀

    Indeed, it’s one thing to write, it’s another thing to have an audience and it’s another thing to have an audience that appreciates what’s been written.

    You are a great writer, your content is always witty and engaging. Onwards and upwards!

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  6. Congratulations Beaton. Our coffee sessions is international. *Let me add myself to the hype.* But really, we’ll done… 👏 👏 👏. I’ll buy you sobolo😆😆

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  7. Congrats on your anniversary and getting so many views. I am definitely one of those who low key stalk your blog. I might not say much but I’m here watching and waiting for your every blog ( kind of makes me sound like a stalker) …….

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  8. Beaton, congz on your wedding anniversary with becomingthemuse. Now this is the time i must tell you i like every bit of humor and wording you inject into your posts.
    Now Algae bra—– where in your mind did you come up with? hhahaha…

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    1. Thanks Cynthia ^_^
      I appreciate the support….
      hahahahahahah a magician never reveals their tricks and my mind as you can tell is a really fun place you must visit it sometime ^_^

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  9. Woohoo! Yay indeed. I’m know I’m not the first and quite sure I won’t be the last to send massive congratulations 🎊 your way. Bravo 👏 👏 👏. Great achievement topped off by another splendid piece of writing, encore. Who would of thought that my passion for the G.O.A.T would of brought us to eachothers blogging/Twitter worlds… but hey…like Beyoncé said “I ain’t sorry.” hahaha #smile #sorrynotsorry #Londoncalling – D

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  10. First Congratulations on your amassed amount of readers, secondly the Pastor is blessed and a little support goes a long way
    I have missed you and my “Coffee” episodes but will catch up. . . . .!
    So how have you been , although your writes tell me that you are on top of things but I may be wrong?
    I hope all is well and life is treating you good.
    Wishing you the best.
    Red Rebel. . .

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  11. Congrats on three years of blogging. I’m not at all surprised that you have an audience–with the stories you tell, I’d be much more surprised if you didn’t.

    And the international thing is fun, too. I love having friends from other countries. If I ever hit the book lottery and become rich enough for a world tour, we can meet someplace where the food is good (always ask a resident if possible while traveling), and maybe by the end of the evening we’ll be dancing on the bar with lampshades on our heads. 🙂


  12. {Algae Bra}, that cracked me up like Humpty Dumpty.

    Your consistency in blogging, fertile imagination, humour, and writing style inspire me.

    I hope one day I’ll go over my stagnant 1,000s readership.

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  13. Hi Beaton. So nice to hear from you.Congratulations on your third anniversary and 10.000 hits. So kind of you to like my poems ‘Old Canal Bank! and Premonition!’ Hope all is going well for you. Peace and Best Wishes. The Foureyed Poet

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  14. Congratulations B! Now I know who to call when I need to draw a graph! 😜 Awesome stats! Love your blog! Keep writing! 😊
    PS: I blushed when I saw my name on your blog. Glad to be a part of this! 😃

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  15. Congratulations and happy belated 3rd year anniversary! I am happy to see that your relationship with WordPress has been so fruitful. Cheers to many more of your weird, funny and outlandish stories.

    From Chris, an occasional blog wanderer from South Africa 😉 Keep well!!!


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