Let the little ones come to me……………
Kids are priceless and their innocence precious. Sometimes though, sometimes they ask in their little voices very difficult questions, questions you would rather the Earth open up and swallow you before you answered them………
When I say I am babysitting; I really mean that I’ll find something on the TV that we can all watch and (try to) keep them out of trouble until their mom comes pick them up.
Their tiny minds are like sponges absorbing all sorts “knowledge” so one must filter carefully what reaches through.
One of my nieces wanted to be a pilot from when she could talk until accidentally catching a scene from an episode of some “seconds from disaster mayday air collision” type TV series; promptly put an end to that dream.
The other day whilst watching Zootopia, you know the place; where anyone can be anything? I decided to ask a niece what she wanted to be….
“A Disney Princess” said a little voice with a big dream (after binge watching episodes of Sophia The First)
“Sure darling you can be a Disney Princess” I replied. Who am I to deny a girl her dreams?……
This other time we were scrolling channels looking for something to watch when a commercial for feminine hygiene products come on. You know the type with a catchy upbeat jingle about staying dry always and a lady with an umbrella is dancing in the street; a voice narrating how the new design and “wings” give extra protection:
The Niece turns to me and asks “Are those like the Elastoplast® in the drawer?” (The Band aids) we always keep some around because the little hands and legs always getting into scrapes.
I replied with a quick yes and hoped that was the end of that, but a few seconds later;
“How come she is singing and dancing if she is hurt?” asked a little voice.
“Where is she hurt?” another little voice asked
“You cant see it__” I started to reply then decided to go with “Anyway, she isn’t hurt bad__ ….she is fine now….”
In my head I was thinking oh lawd where is their mother; as I changed the channel. On the next channel there was another commercial, its almost as if there is schedule that such commercials show during this particular segment.
This time it was a bunch teenage girls in a classroom dancing and singing a catchy tune about checking for leaks as always. I guess it was a regular commercial because the little ones were singing and dancing along…….
A tiny hand was pulling my leg trying to get my attention and I could just tell that they had a question to ask…. And I probably would get myself tangled into a web I was not equipped to deal with so I changed the channel again…..
On the next channel, there is a Cadbury chocolate commercial. A lady pregnant with triplets is eating Cadbury chocolate.
The “babies” in her tummy loving it so much they start singing Joy a song by The Soil (which happens to be my favourite song from my favourite accapella group)
“I got joy in my heart
And you know it’s the kind of feeling
Followed by a sense of healing, “
What happens next you can definitely imagine:
“Do babies like chocolate?” a little voice asks
“Where do babies come from?” another asks as well
“Chocolate!!!!” another replies
“So…. If you eat chocolate______” another little voice starts to speak………………
Thank you very much Cadbury
~B
PS what interesting situations have little voices gotten you into?
Becoming The Muse 
I was waiting at the school gates for my kids, as you do! My 6 year old daughter (at the time) arrived but I still had to wait for my son. At the top
of her voice – because that’s what kids do she asked “Mummy. I know what sex is”
Everyone around us stopped talking. Birds stopped chirping. Dogs stopped peeing on lamp posts.. all waiting to see what I’d do. No pressure..
I asked in a strangled voice, trying to buy time “Oh What’s That then?”
“Sex is where Grandma lives” My mother lived in Sussex. Heart failure and Social Services averted for another day!!
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hahahahahaha time definitely stops still!!!! Priceless But Sussex really sounds an awful lot like …..sex
Crisis averted live to die another day
~B
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Especially because it’s pronounced “Esix”
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You always have crack up stories.
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That was such a funny post. It really is great how these young minds are so curious. I also believe that same commercials are aired at the same time. It’s a conspiracy. You basically cannot run away.
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It’s the great commercial conspiracy…. You know when you are channel surfing and decide to check out what’s on the other channels during a commercial break they will also be on commercials!!!!!!!!
~B
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YES! It’s the worst.
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This was such a cute post, I found myself laughing when the feminine commercials came on…lol, I can only imagine their eyes looking at you. I think children are very interesting but I would have to say, one day I was talking to my son and I forgot what we were talking about but I made reference to a year, I was telling him that something came out centuries ago, like in the 1700’s and the next thing I know, he asked me – so mama, is that when you were born?….huh????….what????…I literally tried to go to the store and buy every wrinkle cream they had on the shelf….lol lol. Kids say and ask the darndest things. Your niece is beautiful.
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Bless their Lil big hearts
Hahaha the concept of age and time is so abstract to tiny minds….. I was once told “uncle you are really oooold”
I asked as ever so calm as I could “sweetie, how old, do, you, think, I am?”
In a heart beat she replied “16”
~B
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LOL LOL Oh Wow!!!! Well, that’s great to know. I’m glad old in their minds is not necessarily the “old” I think of in my mind…lol. Too Sweet.
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And not forgetting to mention the part where they think you are immortal and all knowing 😂
~B
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LOL LOL LOL LOL – Ohhhhh yesssss, I definitely forgot all about that one…lol, sooo true. Sometime I be like, am I God or something? I don’t know that?…lol
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Delightful B
I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall. Well played😉
Babies are everything and this hits so close to
The pleasure was mine. Keep enlightening king.
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Hahaha it was priceless I tell y’all
~B
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This article was priceless, made me laugh. I really enjoyed it.
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Thanks!!!
~B
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Crying laughing while reading these! Great post!
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Hahaha thank you Lisa glad you been amused 😂
It’s funny now but at the time I was practicing my poker face!
~B
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Life is fun… and TV commercials NEVER make sense. In particular, try explaining them to me when there are no subtitles. 🙂
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Less than half of them make half as much sense as they need to really…. They Just get you hooked with the catchy song title in the background….😂
~B
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Guess that part of the beauty of having kids around
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Ah yes!!! And how fast they grew up too….
~B
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Loved this.💘❤👌
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Thank you Sandra.
~B
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I love commercials😂😂😂l thrive on those awkward moments just to see the adult in question squirm
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Hahaha just you wait till you are the adult in question squirming as you answer awkward question 😂
~B
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