Of Covfefe With Me

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If you were having covfefe with me, you would be asking me whether there was a typo in my title and if not; what type of beverage is covfefe? Well I can assure you, there is no typo and that you can not buy it from your local coffee shop.

I don’t think you can buy at from anywhere, for now, but I am sure if you give it a bit of time, in a couple days, some barista somewhere will be serving you rainbow covfefe which looks like the sun set in it with an olive skewered by a toothpick bobbing around leisurely.

Covfefe nobody knows what it means but it’s provocative…

It all started because President of the United States tweeted the following:

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And the free world went crazy trying to figure out if it was a simple typo, (Twitter really really needs an edit button) or if his Excellency (that’s how we refer to our president) suffered anything from a heart attack, a brain seizure to tweeting in his sleep; some say he was overwhelmed by the sudden urge to have coffee in the middle of tweeting and its certainly something that happens to beerst of us

**pause to sip beer**

Where were we; oh yes and some are convinced it was a clandestine message understood by only a few elite; a conspiracy theory of Robert Ludlum meets John le Carré proportions; involving multinational agent provocateurs and maybe even aliens…

Covfefe Identity.jpgSeveral hours later the curious tweet got DELETED and replaced with the one below:

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And then there was Hillary:

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Its all much ado about cofveve….., it still hasn’t quite been defined yet but I am pretty sure before the year ends the word will exist in the updated dictionary. Why wouldn’t it be; if emoticons can make it; The tears of joy emoji was oxford the word of the year 2015

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So far the Webster’s dictionary has no words for it….

But here is a few choice definition from The Urban Dictionary:

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If you were having covfefe with me; I would tell you that you ought to be careful what you post on social media, the internet is unforgiving, and it never forgets…. (and people take screenshots)

I wonder if he had caught a vision of the future; when he transcribed and sent the first Morse Code message, Samuel Morse upon completion of his invention The Telegraph;

“What Hath God Wrought?”

Indeed; because if you were having covfefe with me, I would ask you, why do people revel in starting and spreading Fake News; where they not hugged enough as babies?

And it doesn’t help that we seem so eager to share we find without pausing for a second to verify, maybe its because I am a storyteller and as we say “the storyteller never lies”  we may get creative with the narrative, embellishing the tale with condiments of a good story…..  but see that’s why we have disclaimers….. and that’s why the only story I believe is the one I am telling….

Today is the first of June, Happy New Month…

If you were having covfefe with me; I would tell you I  got forwarded the following message by five different people in my contact list who are totally unrelated… maybe you have received it too:

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It’s a cute message, isn’t it? but, I didn’t forward it to anyone and why….

Certainly not because I would not have been unique in being a copy and paste…

today is 152nd day of the year the are still 215 days left in the year.

This greeting is a month too early

What if I had forwarded it to every one of my contacts and they forward it to each of their contacts, and suddenly you have a whole bunch of misinformed people…. This is exactly how fake news thrives and spreads, we blindly accept what read, we will learn eventually …. in the words of Mad-Eye Moody to his Defence Against Dark Arts class “Constant Vigilance

 

So long and thanks for all the Covfefe

~B

 

 

Responses to “Of Covfefe With Me”

  1. Pleasant Street avatar

    Yes, happy new month ^_^

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thank you ^_^
      Here’s to a pleasant June
      ~B

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  2. Marje @ Kyrosmagica avatar

    Ha ha ! I like made up words. In fact my mum used to do this all the time when we were kids – she had weird names for regular things like keys! It was quirky and nice …. you can see why my background has shaped me into being a writer! X

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    1. Beaton avatar

      I absolutely see how it would have been the most natural progression from being told made words, to telling your own ♥
      did you have a particular favourite made up word I am oh so curious
      ~B

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  3. Miss Book Thief avatar

    Haha, love this post!

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    1. Beaton avatar

      I was rolling on the covfefe as I wrote this hahahaha
      thanks for dropping by
      ~B

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  4. bettylouise31 avatar

    Think Positive!

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks
      ~B

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  5. Desiree B avatar

    Love the humor, haha! 👏

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    1. Beaton avatar

      thanks had a riot writing this
      ~B

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  6. Colline avatar

    I loved reading your post! And enjoyed a few chuckles along the way.
    Now I think it is time I go make myself a cup of covfefe ….

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thank you; glad you had jolly good reading this post
      thank you the visit and enjoy the covfefe
      ~B

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  7. Tara avatar

    I think he fell asleep on the toilet whilst typing and then just fell over.

    I defined the word myself on the ol’ blog today. 🙂

    And yes, I’m not sure why people believe everything they read. As a former journalist and lifelong skeptical optimist, I check everything before I retweet or share.

    Thanks for the covfefe. Hope mine was decafefe.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      hahahaha …. “they” say “he” says he doesnt drink so it couldnt have been an alchol induced episode… but again verification issues hahaha

      Thanks for dropping by and yep decafefe it is!
      ~B

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  8. Colleen avatar

    Hahahaahhaa

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  9. justifiedecstasy avatar

    Cheers,
    here is to more covfefe

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks for dropping by
      ♥♥
      ~B

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  10. Pamela Morse avatar

    I have to keep my sense of humor about all this political hooo ha…My involvement has to be to amuse myself..otherwise we totally lose our minds. Thanks for the covfefe!!

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    1. Beaton avatar

      why lose your mind when you can have covfefe
      ~B

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  11. D'Dream avatar

    Hahaha…. @ ‘those who spread fake news not being hugged as babies’- this is hilarious.
    I love your analogy and yes I received the message too but didn’t send. Sending it over a friend whose time zone is 18 he’s from mine is simply outrageous.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      seriously because it seems more like a cry for ATTENTION and likes and comments and retweets and followers….

      hahahahhaha wait you got the message too???? See its real!!!
      ~B

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      1. D'Dream avatar

        I’m telling you.

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  12. D'Dream avatar

    And by the happy new month and thanks for the covfefe

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks fam!!!
      ~B

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      1. D'Dream avatar

        Always welcomed

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  14. Shuvai Mlilo avatar

    Thanks for the covfefe, really made my day.

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  15. Dainty M avatar

    I absolutely enjoyed this! You sure went savage at the end with the broadcast picture message you received, LOL. Please, hope you corrected them 😉

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Hahahaha thanks ♥♥♥
      I corrected them very nicely too nothing savage at all hahaha
      Happy covfefe to you too
      ~B

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