recipe for Christmas Vodka Lemon and Lime fruit cake….
(making mine right now)
1bottle of vodka,
1cup sugar,
20ml bitters,
1tbspn baking powder,
1 cup water,
1 tbspn salt,
20ml lemon juice,
4 large eggs,
2cups nuts & dried fruit
½ cup oil
Method:
>Sample a cup of vodka to taste for smoothness.
>Take a large bowl, sip the vodka again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
>Beat one cup of butter till
fluffy in the bowl and Add 1tspn sugar ,at this point it is best to make sure if the vodka is really ok and while you are at it try another cup of vodka …. You know just in case.
>Break 2 eggs & add to the
bowl
> chuck the cup of dried fruit
> Pick up the fruit off the floor blow away the dirt and place in the bowl a piece at a time trying not to count it.
>Mix well everything with a fork and if any fruit gets stuck on fork tines just pry it loose with a thingie drewscriver.
>Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity.
>Sift two cups of salt or
something.
>Check the vodka. Your cup must be empty by now and pour another generous measure.
>Now sift the
lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>Add one table.
>Add a spoon of sugar or some fink or wateva u can find.
>Greash the oven turn the cake tin 180° and try not to fall over.
>Finally throw the bowl through the window.
> try to spill all the leftover ingredients all over the kitchen floor be careful not to slip on the oil
> check the fridge for any other alcoholic beverage
>Finish the vodka and wipe the
counter with the cat or hands or finish it later when everything stops spinning
> Lets get baked
Share the festive spirit 😀
> next recipe is new year’s eve punch
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