Of Coffee Cabinet

Coffee Cabinet Becoming The Muse

If you were having coffee with me, I would be happy to have you join this, my tangle of words. Make yourself at home, grab a cuppa… Maybe you prefer ice cold water, the weather has been rather hot.

Temperatures have been uncharacteristically high of late, it feels like we are in an internship for hell. Soaking in a bathtub full of ice would be a wonderful thing about now except, well, the electricity seems to have gone back to its regular old tricks, where its like a spouse that comes after you go to sleep then leaves before you wake and some nights doesn’t return at all. Long story short the fridge might as well as be a storage cabinet.

The power utility company hasn’t given any official update as to the state of electricity generation and distribution. The official website for the Zimbabwe Power Company has been down for ages now and unconfirmed sources suggest that part of the reason why the website is down is because the power company got hacked by a gang of cybercriminals that call themselves the Everest Ransomware Group.

Zesa holding hacked by Everest Ransomeware Group
Everest Ransomewhere Group

My guess would be that when they re-notified their demands back in August, the country was in election mode and there might have been no  government officials to make decisive decisions. Zimbabwe had its harmonised presidential elections on 23 August 2023, and the out-going president got re-elected for a second and final term that has begun under a lot of scrutiny and controversy on credibility and transparency concerns.

ZImbabwe's president holds upa sign proving the elections were free and fair
The Continental Issue 135 – Continental Drift by Samira Sawlani

If you were having coffee with me, I would tell you that people expected the main opposition party to fight the election results in the constitutional court. Instead they seem to have quietly gone into that goodnight with their strategic ambiguity.

Word on the street suggests that part of the reasoning being that the courts are captured and if they went to the courts and lost the case they would have then have legitimized the election results and there can be no further appeal when the highest court of the land makes a judgement. So here we are.

The president got inaugurated on the 4th of September and the members of parliament were sworn in on the 7th of September. On Monday the 11th of September the president announced the new cabinet which is a remix of old and new blood.

2023 Zim government ministers

The cabinet has been the subject of talk this past week. There are ministers who are still hold the same positions from previous cabinet despite an unflattering track record and others with questionanable qualifications for the offices they hold. The president has faced criticism for appointing family members and his cronies into senior governemnt positions.

Unmasking ED's croonies in cabinet
The Standard

If you are having coffee with me, I would tell you that it feels like we are holding our breath waiting for the other shoe to drop. Tempers are rising just like the weather and if someone throws a match a fire might erupt.

A week ago a football match in Bulawayo’s Barbourfield Stadium was ended prematurely due to fans invading the stadium, which would have you wondering if it was still about football or they were venting pent up energy.

Barbourfields Stadium fans battle police
Barbourfields Stadium 📸 credit Citezw

The rioting fans achieved a certain notoriety for clahing with the riot police with people even cheering them on saying that sort of energy could change the country.

Cartoon, yellow clad crowd with tshipt written we fear fokol
ZimDaily Cartoon

Small surprise police are on high alert and making a clampdown on any action which can be interpreted as an incitement to public violence but then like a self-fulfilling prophecy the more they clamp down on perceived unruly behaviour the more it raises the boiling point and people ask if we can survive five years of this…

The new cabinet has its work cutout to calm the storm brewing in the teapot shaped country. I wonder if aliens are watching our antics and laughing at our pretences of civilisation.

Remains of an allegedly 'non-human' being is seen on display during a briefing on unidentified flying
objects known as UFOs at the San Lazaro legislative palace in Mexico City Mexico September 12 2023.
Alleged non-human being displayed at hearing of Mexico’s Congress 📸 credit Reuters

Hey, so aliens? What are your thoughts do they exist??? Whats been going on in your neck of the woods?

~B

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Responses to “Of Coffee Cabinet”

  1. Bookstooge avatar

    Aliens can stay in the X-Files as far as I’m concerned 😉

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    1. Beaton avatar

      😂 😂
      well I am just going to be nice to them incase they are reading my blog and one day they decide to be our alien overlords they will be like oh B is a cool guy ✌🏾

      ~B

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  2. M. avatar

    That Alien looks like a sculpture

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    1. Beaton avatar

      my first thoughts too… well they do say the bodies are about 1000 years old…
      but to be honest am not sold on entire thing, although I do think the universe is too mind boggling big for there not be aliens….
      ~B

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      1. M. avatar

        Could also be human deformity. I honestly feel if there is an alien lifeform out there they have zero human features

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  3. Lyrics Of Life avatar

    Could we also talk about the recently concluded Zimbabwe rugby 7s or we’d run out of time…

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    1. Beaton avatar

      I actually wanted to go watch, but the heat overwhelmed my patriotism…
      Oh and I hear the president’s helicopter flew past the rugby arena and fans cheered for it like lil kids.
      ~B

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      1. Lyrics Of Life avatar

        Different day I guess, but it was fun…

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      2. Beaton avatar

        Had not pegged you as a Rugby man. 😂
        ~B

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  4. Michelle avatar

    Conservative countries, provinces and states, even municipalities share certain political characterstics. I’d have known Zimbabwe was conservative from your description of its members and their qualifications along. Conservatives are turning into people who think a skill set is a bad thing.

    It’s also been hot here. We had rain last night and I think we’re at last dropping from high twenties to low, a welcome relief. In BC, smoke from wildfires is still everywhere most of the time.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Nothing is crazier than a conservative state that is pretending at being liberal, on one hand posturing at being technocractic while being kleptocratic and maintaining an oppressive culture… *sigh*

      We should be getting into rainy season about now… but I seem to recall reading something about an El Nino earlier in the year which translates to less rainfall this side… Rain would be welcome about now *starts playing classic song from Toto* Bless the rains in Africa.
      The smoke is still smoking ???
      Thank for dropping by
      ~B

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  5. Sam "Goldie" Kirk avatar

    I just read somewhere that it’s the first day of Fall tomorrow (in the Northern Hemisphere) and it shocked me. Seems like summer really goes by so quickly when you just work through it… The past few evenings, I felt a breeze. Almost cold. Very weird for this time of year in this part of the world.

    Aliens? *shrug* I don’t think so, but who knows?

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    1. Beaton avatar

      I think the weather is just being weird everywhere in the world…. climate change is that you?
      ~B

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