Of Birds and stones

How to kill two birds with one stone:
1. get one stone
2. throw stone at bird and kill it
3. pick up stone
4. kill second bird

Responses to “Of Birds and stones”

  1. Bookstooge avatar

    OR…..
    throw the stone so hard that it kills the first bird, goes clear around the globe and because of the rotation of the earth kills the bird next to the first one.

    However, since neither you nor I are Superman, I suspect your option is much more likely 😀

    1. Beaton avatar

      Or you got build a rocket potato launch, put a rock in it .. That child could certainly go round world 🤔
      In a batman rather than superman sort of way 🤣🤣🤣

      But yes I my initial proposal though in elegant gets the job done 🤣🤣

      ~B

  2. rukutitus avatar

    Or take a stone and break it into two halves and kill the two birds with each 😄😉

    1. Beaton avatar

      Ma small small aya 🤣
      ~B

  3. igalryan avatar

    Genius😂😂😂

  4. Lazrs avatar

    Thanks Malume.
    I think I repeated step 3 and 4 a bit more times.

    HOW TO KILL 15 BIRDS WITH ONE STONE😂

  5. Janice Reid avatar

    Clever 😂😂.

  6. Shuvai Mlilo avatar

    Simple.

    1. Beaton avatar

      simple ^_^
      ~B

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