Of Round and Round and Roundabout

Round and Round and Roundabout

I am from a place where we call traffic circles Roundabout… I used to think that’s what everyone else calls them, but as the global world became smaller, not everyone goes roundabout.

Before its multimillion-dollar upgrade into an interchange, Mbudzi Roundabout was a traffic circle leading out to one of our busiest highways (the Harare-Beitbrididge road which connects us to South Africa) and connected to industries and populated residential areas. As you can imagine, the congestion was epic, as you could get stuck in a 4 hour traffic jam.

Mbudzi Round about
Mbudzi Roundabout

The second republic in its quest to transform Zimbabwe into a prosperous and empowered Upper Middle-Income Society by 2030 gave Mbudzi Roundabout a much needed upgrade and renamed it to Trabablas Interchange whose meaning has been elusive except that its in honour of the president’s nom-de-guerre.

Trabablas Interchange

Before the official opening, perhaps they should have also invested in some awareness campaign as to how one navigates an interchange and the various meanings of the signage.

Signage on Trabablas Interchange

There has been some chaos and confusion as folk navigated the interchange and of course people have been making jokes about that, because well, its easier to make fun of things than to say things with your chest and less hazardous to your health.

Trabablas Interchange labelled
Trabablas Interchange labelled courtsesy of Mining Zimbabwe

Signage aside, the interchange seems to not have accounted for its location, which is a busy industrial hub, close to a densely populated residential area, without provision for pedestrians, cyclists and public transport pickup and drop off points. While they were prioritising ending traffic jams, they forgot about those without cars and those who live in the area, trying to get to the other side of the road without being run-over.

As at last media reports 30, people had been arrested for relieving themselves on, in and near Trabablas Interchange. One wonders where these people used to go before this, we are going to need more toilets and less handcuffs.

arrested for public urination

The interchange has been getting a lot of publicity and scrutiny both good and bad, and has low-key become a tourist attraction. From a roundabout to an interchange its quite the glow up.

We have a Shona saying; kukwira gomo hupoterera, which literally translates to, “to go up a mountain, go round and round it”, a cautionary saying about how sometimes the best path to an objective is a roundabout route.

I am from a place where an ill-advised utterance can have you in jail for “transmitting data messages with intent to incite violence or public disorder” or “subvert a constitutionally elected government” which are some serious charges. I once asked the following question on my socials, “if you heard I had been arrested what would you think I had done” and most responses were to the effect that I had posted an article the government did not care for.

So round and round and round we go, as change interchanges and subtext punctuates whats left unsaid.

~B

Responses to “Of Round and Round and Roundabout”

  1. patie_tynoe avatar

    I was today years old when I learned that a roundabout is called a traffic circle 🤭😂😂

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    1. Beaton avatar

      we stay learning yeah 😂
      ~B

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  2. Matt avatar

    Geez that’s a hell of roundabout…the circles over here where i live are like a small pond compared to your large lake

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Interesting.

      Curious fact I read something about how when the initial plans for our traffic circles where drawn up many many many many years ago, they were supposed to accommodate rigid animal drawn transportation which could not navigate acute curves…. so that became part of the blue print.
      ~B

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  3. Bookstooge avatar

    Isn’t it every man’s God given right to pee over a bridge, in public? Hahahahaha 😉

    I went through a phase earlier in life where I would pee anywhere but the toilet. It took several spankings from my dad to cure me of that. Then I grew up, became a land surveyor and now I pee in the woods every day 😀 Aint life grand?

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Life is grand and you sir are a terrible influence 😂
      Having the great outdoors as your office must be nice.

      Anyway cant be desecrating a shiny new interchange thats named after the president, its bad for the optics or something.

      ~B

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      1. Bookstooge avatar

        Well, being outdoors is nice on nice days. All the rest, it’s either too hot, too cold, too wet, too buggy or just generally too miserable 😀

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  4. tcndangana avatar

    Aaah traffic circle😂😂😂 I thought roundabout was the real name

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    1. Beaton avatar

      we stay learning 😂
      ~B

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