How I have learnt the following things does not matter
Things I learned not to do in life:
Poke a hornet’s nest…
Touch hot stovetops…
Play with matches…
Look for shoes under the bed with a candle…
Play in traffic…
Play with super glue…..
Throw things at windows…
Throw fragile things….
Standing on tiptoe on top of plastic garden chair…
Lick electricity cables to check if they have a live current…
Put metal objects in electricity outlets….
Run with sharp objects…
look under a running lawnmower to see why it’s making so much noise….
Fix things that aren’t broken
and…….
….never…
ever…
go looking inside a lady’s handbag……
~B
Becoming The Muse 
That last one tho… lol. Good on you B! 😁
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Safety First… You know but safe than… Not🤣🤣
~B
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Hahaha, good lessons! The last one made me giggle!! 😁
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Apparently the last bit is hilarious
~B
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I laughed hard at the last one but I don’t mind you can come and look inside my handbag. 😅
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Hahaha it’s OK You can keep your handbag and I will keep my pockets
~B
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A lady’s handbag is equivalent to the Pandora Box.
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Do not open 🤣🤣🤣
~B
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Hahahah the last one though….i think that’s a good idea. There’s a lot going on in a woman’s bag. You’ll be shocked
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Precisely… If they ask you to get something from their handbag just pass them their handbag 🤣🤣
~B
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I don’t know if I agree with all of your lessons. BUT – “Standing on tiptoe on top of plastic garden chair…” yea… I hate that.
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And they are oh so fragile 🤣
~B
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Cooking naked should be on the list. 🙂 Ah memories of dumb things done.
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Oh yes that should definitely be on the list.
~B
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