What do I know about fashion and style, I am more of a jeans and tshirt guy who has incredibly long hair and a trademark salt and pepper beardo.
What is the purpose of my hair?
The purpose of this hair is to see how long it will grow ^_^
How do you get hair like mine?
Well I have this pillow…., you go to bed and wake up like this
When my hair was younger and awkward; I tried to turn it into dreadlocks… but it kept unravelling, especially if I got rained on…..
Which lead me to rather interesting theory that I eventually came up with…
Rain and I are in a complicated relationship
Eventually I saw that if I twisted it into two strand twists- it kept the style longer…. So you see all this is a tangled mass of two strand twist locs.
I am not even sure how long I have been keeping it, I haven’t stepped into a barber shop in years….
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go “Wow that’s long“,… Ha! Please allow you would do it too, if your hair was like this:
I think we have reached mid back length
Crazy story, when my hair was shorter, l was shorter would try to tease it together into a ponytail and pleased as punch with my efforts… but these days even though it gets all over the place sometimes giving me a bit of scare when a twist of hair caresses my bare arm and I think it’s a snake or tentacle alien…. I prefer to have it down then tied up, even it the risk of spitting toothpaste on it while brushing my teeth 😂😂😂
Infact if I tie it up too tight or some sections get pulled in particular way I get a headache; so I only tie it up when I need to…… I keep a hair scrunch thingie on my wrist.
I am not sure but I could almost swear my hair has been gotten longer faster in the past years then in the earlier years….
My hair care routine involves mostly keeping it mosturised with a braid spray, DAX Hair Grower and the Ganjalizer
Ganjalizer is a petroleum jelly based hair food infused with cannabis; I am pretty sure its not exactly legal in some countries…
After years of having two-strand twist I can redo it myself though it takes like a whole day…..
Weirdest thing is running into people who always exclaim “Wow, I never knew locs could be this neat” I mean geez whats with the stereotype that a rastaman smokes tonnes of weed and has matted dirty hair?
I can dress up
And in November I unintentionally started doing the No-shave November (mostly because of the electricity thing shaving at night is super hard and I lost my mirror)
I am thinking of dressing up as Rasta Santa this year…. All I need is a red jump suit 😂😂😂
Happy Holidays
~B
Becoming The Muse 
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