If you were having coffee with me I would tell you that its nice of you to come visit, sometimes I need witnesses to witness what I get upto at times….
For starters:
Is it written anywhere that man cannot fry lettuce and must only nibble at it like a rabbit. Well I didn’t read that unwritten memo because witness:
Yes I did!!! I fried lettuce lightly with a hint of olive oil….
By the way do not over do it or it will end up looking like this…….
If you were having coffee with me, we would not be having coffee but trying out a beetroot beverage. Just cut up the beetroot and boil …..
It tastes ….. interesting….. you can drink it to wash down the fried lettuce then chew a carrot and ask “Whats up Doc?”
If you were sipping on some beetroot juice with me, I would share with you an anecdote a friend mentioned about beetroot. Beetroot they mused, is a vegetable grown in the fiery gardens of hell and the Devil waters it himself by …erm relieving himself in it… and the redness is from the blood of all the sinners soul languishing there…… I don’t think they like beetroot much and I didn’t want to be the only with that imagery stuck in my head… tag it’s in your head now…
While you are trying to shake that visual out of your head I would tell you that next weekend (Saturday 4 November) is the Harare WordCamp. Guess what, I am writing this post while taking a break from working on my presentation… I am on the line up of speakers (pamamonya ipapo… Loosely translated sharing a stage with experts) As I mentioned earlier sometimes we need to be witnessed….. Here is Everything You Need To Know About WordCamp Harare.
If you were sipping beetroot with me I would tell you that I am more than a pretty mind, I have just completed a pet project to refurbish the kitchen chairs and
They turned out ok for someone with a pencil for fingers.
The rest of the renovations are slowly resolving:
From here
To here:
and the man who is doing the tiles he was standing behind me and said Rasta give us a shout out…. So if you need your place tiled (reasonable amount too details at bottom of this post)
And since I have started on the shoutouts here are a few people whom I would like to thank for their support, especially for having read each and everyone of my September Posts you guys are the real MVPs
Donald starting with you since you so graciously pointed out that I should do a shout out roll
Mable you seconded this idea and see me about that guest thingie after next weekend yeah?
Shuvai for reading each and every one of my posts and the typos you discretely point out
D Abboh From that very first Typo you DMd me about, thank you for all the support and encouragement Happy Holidays.
Josh I don’t remember how I found your blog but here we are several posts and adventures later
Rachel Time flies, you are a welcome guest, and if you have any more posts to share, just let me know
Carrol Carrol Carrol what can I say, read my mind….
Laura Always A Pleasure
Team Afrobloggers Bubblez, Obuasinii, Dorel, Mel
Team #BlogIndaba Makupsy, The Quarter Wife, Beauty’s Daughter, Keith
And if I forgot to mention you, introduce yourself and I will update the list….. it might also be because you never tell me when you visit you are this weird Guest… Don’t be that guest.
And Tariro for this tweet which made my day
Love and Laughter
~B
PS This post should contain links and images but my internet is being petty will update soon as I can
Becoming The Muse 
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