Of My 3rd Anniversay and 10k views

Its official me and my blog, we married because I got a WordPress notification that wished me a happy anniversary whoop whoop it has been three years since I signed up.

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For the first half of the three years (just showing I have a solid grasp on the basics of algebra….. speaking of algebra doesn’t that sound like something mermaids would wear to a math ball under the sea {Algae Bra}…. Now you are thinking it too) My blog was set to a privacy mode such that the only eyes that read my crazy were mine but in the past year and half I unleashed it upon the inter-web: worldwide….

And the best present I could ever get I just clocked 10 000 views

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10k views

yey ^_^….. maybe it was one person who clicked 10 000 times maybe it was 10 000 people  who each visited my blog once…. I don’t care I don’t care I am just happy to have had an audience… much love ♥♥♥♥ danke, tatenda, thank you from my blog and I

I took the liberty of drawing a graph to show my blog traffic in the past 3 years I guess its true what they say about it being about what you put in….

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It probably makes more sense to aliens than either you or me, see I was day dreaming about mermaids and bras during math classes and might have discussed Harry Potter with a headless chicken

I never usually check my stats but today I did and thought why not make a quick shout out by country if I can get it down correct

So leggo:

Visitors from The United States seem to be the leading the hit counter holla to a few of my fave Steph, Tara, Rachael, Josh, Yinglan and the blogbattle family

And then the UK …. Phoenix Grey, D

Ireland Elle

Greece M.L. Kappa

Japan Ashi

Nepal R

Josephine, Afuaawo, Mimi

Coming to African countries Uganda seems to be leading on my top interactions shout out to Uganda Sunshine, Writer Chick, Mable,  CynthiaJoel

and then Ghana Josephine, Afuaawo, Mimi

Nigeria Mfon, Nedoux

Botswana Kearoma, Louisa

Rwanda Samira

Namibia Tuli

Zambia Martha,  Mulos

Malawi Lilacs and stuff

South Africa Sinawo

And finally my home country Zimbabwe …. Ndino simudza mureza Whoop whoop shout out to Colleen, CatMakaita, Miss Mona, Pineapple, Mr Mayor, Makupsy … and Zile lol

And to all of you who low key stalk my blog thanks for the support now go   read this and dont be strangers ^_^

~B

PS I know I forgot someone I’ll remember and add you dont worry be happy *whistles* and if I dont know where you blog from, do let me know but who cares they are only imaginary boundaries transcended by clicks and hashtags

 

Responses to “Of My 3rd Anniversay and 10k views”

  1. Josh Gross | The Jaguar avatar

    Congratulations on 10k views! I’m glad you decided to make this blog public, I enjoy your craziness. The graph you made looks very professional too, just like the ones I see in the scientific papers I spend too much time reading 😀

    Also, don’t tell anyone I said this, but I rather hope mermaids don’t wear bras. They do contribute to all that litter in the oceans, after all 😛

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks my guy *thumbs up emoji*
      hahaha someone give me a graph paper and a pencil cause I be plotting something *evil scientist laughter*

      hahahaha your secret is safe with me
      ~B

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      1. Josh Gross | The Jaguar avatar

        Haha! I love the plotting pun!

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  2. serenasinclair avatar

    Congratulations on the anniversary and views!! I find it so cool that you can see all the different countries that people are viewing your blog from.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks
      its super cool seeing digital footprints going like omg I am Global like warming
      (that sounded way cooler in my heard ha!)
      ~B

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      1. serenasinclair avatar

        Hahaha good one! :p

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  3. Yinglan avatar

    Congratulations on your anniversary and 10k view! I always enjoy your posts. Thanks for the shout out!

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thank you and its a pleasure Likewise ♥♥♥♥
      ~B

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  4. Rachael Ritchey avatar

    This is fabulous, Beaton! Miss your stories at #BlogBattle. 🙂 Life has been awful busy and I’ve missed coming to your blog for coffee. You’re awesome, and happy blogaversary!

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks Rachael
      Life has been interfering it does that so havent done my blogbattle stories and I always got lost on the dates during that bimonthly period hahaha glad we back to weekly actually trying to figure out what to do with menagerie difficult word that
      Much appreciate ♥♥♥♥
      ~B

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      1. Rachael Ritchey avatar

        I got lost too. haha You just keep being your wonderful self!

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      2. Beaton avatar

        That explains everything, its not me it was you ha!!! couldnt resist lmao

        Cheers
        ~B

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  5. bobbibowwoman avatar

    Congratulations!! I’m two years behind you and are super impressed at your growth. Happy year 3!

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thank you so much ♥♥♥♥
      Fun times hey guess am no longer a tiny fish lost in the big big ocean, I am a bigger fish but still fumbling around but now its an adventure whoop whoop lol
      ~B

      PS I’m thinking Nemo all grown up hmmm new blog post idea

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  6. Zile Ncube avatar

    We need to have coffee and celebrate. Congrats

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    1. Beaton avatar

      absolut
      ~B

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  7. Makaitah avatar

    Algae bra? Something mermaids wear to a math ball?😂😂😂😂😂 Please show yourself to the door!

    Your blog is awesome and I enjoy your sense of humor. I low key stalk you🙈🙈 and yay! 10k views. You go champ! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Hahahahaha I will gladly show myself out because OUTSTANDING
      ^_^
      Life is too short to not life now and again☻☻☻
      Thank you a milli times a milli ♥♥♥
      ~B

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  8. M. L. Kappa avatar

    You forgot Greece😱 But congrats anyway! Here to many more🎉🎉🎉

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    1. Beaton avatar

      hahahaha oooooops my bad tbh it never occurred to me that Letters from Athens were from Greece….*hides* I know right like seriously how could I not connect the dots…. but now I know ^_^
      Thanks a million ♥♥♥♥
      ~B

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      1. M. L. Kappa avatar

        You’re forgiven!😋😋😋

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      2. Beaton avatar

        And I have just fixed it yey
        ~B

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  9. catkai avatar

    Makorokoto B! Happy anniversary! Happy your marriage is still intact after 3 years with plenty of us looking on for inspiration. And 10grand views? Awesome cakes

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks Cat ^_^
      Pleased to inspire but tbh I have no idea what I am doing here ha! dont tell anyone
      ~B

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      1. catkai avatar

        After 3 years, you’re doing pretty well without knowing. My lips are sealed! 😎

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      2. Beaton avatar

        I’ll just scroll past this and side eye it like (<<,)
        ~B

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  10. Samira Isimbi avatar

    Congratulations on your 10k views, seriously I don’t know why everyone doesn’t read your blog. You’re an awesome blogger and my favorite for that matter of fact. Congratulations again for your wedding anniversary I am so happy for you and your blog. And I appreciate you mentioning my name. I guess I like your couple😂. I lIke your writings and your funny self.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      I am absolutely flattered, you should see my smile, from… here to here…
      Thank you and you are welcome
      ~B

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  11. Nedoux avatar

    Well done Mr B.

    A nicely written blogiversary post.

    Lol @ “Algae Bra” Now it’s in my head. 😀

    Indeed, it’s one thing to write, it’s another thing to have an audience and it’s another thing to have an audience that appreciates what’s been written.

    You are a great writer, your content is always witty and engaging. Onwards and upwards!

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    1. Beaton avatar

      *tips hat*
      why thank you ^_^ it is wonderful to be appreciated
      much appreciate ♥♥♥♥♥♥
      onwards and upwards not looking back
      ~B

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  12. M'afua Awo Twumwaah avatar

    Congratulations Beaton. Our coffee sessions is international. *Let me add myself to the hype.* But really, we’ll done… 👏 👏 👏. I’ll buy you sobolo😆😆

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks ^_^
      We going global whoop whoop
      I’ll take you up on that sobolo offer its on my list lol
      ^_^
      ~B

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  13. Shuvai Mlilo avatar

    Congrats on your anniversary and getting so many views. I am definitely one of those who low key stalk your blog. I might not say much but I’m here watching and waiting for your every blog ( kind of makes me sound like a stalker) …….

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Stalker Alert !!!!
      Thanks a span ♥♥♥♥♥
      ~B

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  14. cynthiakyofuna avatar

    Beaton, congz on your wedding anniversary with becomingthemuse. Now this is the time i must tell you i like every bit of humor and wording you inject into your posts.
    Now Algae bra—– where in your mind did you come up with? hhahaha…

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks Cynthia ^_^
      I appreciate the support….
      hahahahahahah a magician never reveals their tricks and my mind as you can tell is a really fun place you must visit it sometime ^_^
      ~B

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  15. Subtle Royalty avatar

    Yay! Congs B. To many more awesome coffee dates with you 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Beaton avatar

      Thank you ^_^
      to oh so many more indeed ♥♥♥♥
      cheers
      ~B

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  16. Mable avatar

    Congrats….. also..awesome graph. hehe

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks Mable ♥♥♥
      The graph is super cool if you squint your eyes like this it ^_^ it spells my name
      ~B

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  17. D avatar

    Woohoo! Yay indeed. I’m know I’m not the first and quite sure I won’t be the last to send massive congratulations 🎊 your way. Bravo 👏 👏 👏. Great achievement topped off by another splendid piece of writing, encore. Who would of thought that my passion for the G.O.A.T would of brought us to eachothers blogging/Twitter worlds… but hey…like Beyoncé said “I ain’t sorry.” hahaha #smile #sorrynotsorry #Londoncalling – D

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    1. Beaton avatar

      To the G.O.A.T.

      ….and actually it was your being a bit of grammar police

      Many Thanks D ♥♥♥

      ~B

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  18. Simon avatar

    Looks like you’re popular man, keep it up well done to you! I didn’t press 10,000 times, I got bored after about 5,000 and lost count lol

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    1. Beaton avatar

      hahahahaha irregardless thanks for the 5000 ^_^
      ~B

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      1. Simon avatar

        Ha! Always my friend! ☺

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  19. rubiredsaid avatar

    First Congratulations on your amassed amount of readers, secondly the Pastor is blessed and a little support goes a long way
    I have missed you and my “Coffee” episodes but will catch up. . . . .!
    So how have you been , although your writes tell me that you are on top of things but I may be wrong?
    I hope all is well and life is treating you good.
    Wishing you the best.
    Red Rebel. . .

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thank YOU ♥♥♥♥
      all is well and life well it could be better but hey we are here now and its happening……
      Peace and Love
      ~B

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      1. rubiredsaid avatar

        All the best!

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  20. cathleentownsend avatar

    Congrats on three years of blogging. I’m not at all surprised that you have an audience–with the stories you tell, I’d be much more surprised if you didn’t.

    And the international thing is fun, too. I love having friends from other countries. If I ever hit the book lottery and become rich enough for a world tour, we can meet someplace where the food is good (always ask a resident if possible while traveling), and maybe by the end of the evening we’ll be dancing on the bar with lampshades on our heads. 🙂

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  21. Tega Enai avatar

    Congratulations on your 3rd year anniversary and 10k views.

    http://www.tegaenai.com
    I can’t stand cold… can you?
    xoxo.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thank You
      ~B

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  22. mulos avatar

    {Algae Bra}, that cracked me up like Humpty Dumpty.

    Your consistency in blogging, fertile imagination, humour, and writing style inspire me.

    I hope one day I’ll go over my stagnant 1,000s readership.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      hahahaha I hope you managed to pull yourself together Humpty
      Thank you
      ~B

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  23. Malctg - The Foureyed Poet. avatar

    Hi Beaton. So nice to hear from you.Congratulations on your third anniversary and 10.000 hits. So kind of you to like my poems ‘Old Canal Bank! and Premonition!’ Hope all is going well for you. Peace and Best Wishes. The Foureyed Poet

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks ^_^
      Peace and best wishes to you too
      ~B

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  24. Dainty M avatar

    Congratulations B! Now I know who to call when I need to draw a graph! 😜 Awesome stats! Love your blog! Keep writing! 😊
    PS: I blushed when I saw my name on your blog. Glad to be a part of this! 😃

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Thanks ♥♥♥
      Much appreciate….
      if you ever need a graph holla lolest
      ~B
      PS you are welcome

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  25. The Hopeful Wanderer avatar

    Congratulations and happy belated 3rd year anniversary! I am happy to see that your relationship with WordPress has been so fruitful. Cheers to many more of your weird, funny and outlandish stories.

    From Chris, an occasional blog wanderer from South Africa 😉 Keep well!!!

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  26. conniedia avatar

    I will be part of the 20k viewers this time round❤️❤️❤️
    Glad you went public

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    1. Beaton avatar

      20k oh no, you cannot be part of that, you see I am past that, I am looking at 100k in the making 😍
      Thank you Connie

      ~B

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      1. conniedia avatar

        Yikes then I will not be late to that party

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