Genre: Mystery/crime
The garden was coming along nicely. He found it therapeutic, to spend time pottering amidst the plants, although he cut a rather grim figure. Despite the midday sun, blazing, in all its fury, he wore a heavy robe, with the hood drawn up obscuring his features. He had a tiny garden fork he was using to weed the garden and turning over the soil it helped with aeration he had read in a Home & garden.
He paused to wipe sweat from his brow, using the sleeve of his robe, that’s when he became aware of the dog barking. The neighbour’s dog was always barking at people, though never at him, it tended to keep away from him (he had his suspicions that the dog was rabid but even then, it knew better than to trifle with him) and chasing random cyclists if the gate was not shut properly.
Once he had cornered the owner to tell him “Your dog has been chasing a guy with a bicycle” The man had the impunity to reply that “First of all the dog is called Danger, secondly Danger does not have a bicycle and thirdly, if Danger had a bicycle, obviously he can’t ride lacking opposable thumbs and so forth.”
The man was never seen again, soon after that, a new pod appeared in his garden. Which is why he was now paying attention to the barking dog, he was now its new owner of sorts, he had a curious habit, you see, of taking in strays and making them indebted to him. He had even altered the sign at his gate to read,
The Doctor of Needful Things
“Beware of Danger”
Danger was barking at two young gentlemen standing by the gate. One of them was holding a rock evidently meaning to throw it the dog.
“I would not recommend you do that” he said peering over the gate. The two men were startled, they hadn’t seen him coming, no-one ever did.
“I.. er… am sorry, Sir, the gate has no bell and we tried shouting, I was simply going to bang the rock against the gate. Now that you are here could you spare us a few minutes of your__.”
He held up his hand quickly silencing the lad. He had heard enough to judge them to be sales men of sorts, it takes one to know one after all
“Whatever you are selling, I do not need, neither do I have the disposable income__”
“Sir, we are not selling anything. We just want to__”
“Do not presume to interrupt me when I am talking, I was also going to add, all my bills are paid up, I even have a valid TV license,” then he cleared his throat and continued in a more reassuring tone “Now however if I can help you gentleman with anything. I would be happy to oblige what do you wish for.”
The two gents looked at each other, then the other one, who had been silent throughout spoke up.
“Sir we are your neighbour’s last living relatives and we have come to check up on him, we talk on the phone but he has missed several family dinners, he never used to do that and we were hoping if you had seen him lately”
“Why didn’t you start with that, come in, come in, he has been doing a bit of growing, I’ll show you.”
They followed him round the back, to the garden just like lambs.
Later, much later, after he had finished with the ridges of the two new mounds, the exact shape and size of the two gents, he watered the two new pods that had sprouted in his garden. People who needed things from him just like people who displeased him had a habit of winding up planted, in his backyard. He brushed dirt from his hands and nodded slowly to himself;
“This year, there will be a good harvest.”
~The End (for now)
My #BlogBattle Entry this week to celebrate one year anniversary….. an edited post from my archives
~B
Whoaaaaa!!! I’m scared. Eh. But impressive. The flow. I love.
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Thanks ☺☺
Yeah it is a tad a of a scare, just a tad I scare myself sometimes lol
~B
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B!!! this is creepy. *shivers* but I love it <3.
Now I shall excuse myself before I wind up in someone's backyard in a pod *more shivers*
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I gave myself goosebumps writing it hahaha 🙂 don’t go to strange people’s backyards and if they feed you, don’t ask where the rich flavor of their food comes from they will tell you it’s organic matter but we know what that means *wink wink* ~B
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Wow man, this is creepy. Never trust people who garden in heavy robes and hoods when it’s hot out.
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hahaha that is one creepy guy though :D. and yep who wears robes anyway, heavy ones with the hoodie too hahaha thanks for dropping by ~B
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Anytime B, I enjoy your writing!
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yey, tips hat
~B
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I did not see that coming. A tad morbid I’d say yet it was a good story.
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hahahaha yeah it kinda grows on you like a Halloween tale
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Oh my, what a sinister twist to your tale. I definitely didn’t see that coming. Well done.
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hahahaha it grows on you
Thanks Cathleen
~B
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*shudders*
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scaredy cat lol
~B
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Clever story with a nice surprise ending! I like the way you dropped that on us. A man with gruesome intent (your character, not you. Lol). 🙂
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hahaha thanks…. my intentions were never guesome mostly thats my story and I am sticking to it 🙂
glad you liked the story
~B
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It was … creepily funny: a great combination.
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Thanks Millie 🙂
super glad
~B
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I like a touch of creepiness Beaton… those mounds – not casual pottering about in the garden!
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hahahahahaha not casual pottering about in the garden indeed…. I like that …*laughing for days*
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HA ha!!!! keep on laughing Beaton.. :)))
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Creepy story! Remind me not to get involved with that guy!
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hahahahaha he draws you in without you knowing and before you know it you a plant fixture in his garden….
~B
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This gives me chills. What a story. I didn’t expect that ending either. 😀
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🙂 hahahahaha but you had to suspect something 😀
thanks
~B
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Yes, something… I couldn’t think clearing for the hair standing at the back of my neck!
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This is awesome. I love this Character!
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Thanks Grace …. hahahaha oh how people love the rouges and villains
lol
~B
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Creepy but good!! Love the dog’s name, Danger!! haha
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A dog called Danger ☺☺☺☺
thanks
~B
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Beware, danger. I saw that coming… lol. The new title really spelt that out. Love it!
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hahahaha i thought the title was a dead giveaway, one had to be wondering whats up with the garden right ??? lol
thanks Mary
~B
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Absolutely… lol
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🙂
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Daylight killings eh. 😳 I never hexperreted lol
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hahahaha you never see it coming ☺☻
~B
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