Of Sock Gap: A Sock Tale

The thoughts that keep me up some nights…. Musing.

A Shaggy Sock Tale

Picture this: you go out on a romantic date right, everything is beautiful the weather is lovely the sky so blue, you know tonight, will be the night, the best you ever had…..
so your place, her place or some other place, who cares.

Wine Glasses

You know this movie scene.
A wine bottle, pops.
Glasses clink.
Lingering contact.
Caresses.
It’s all flashes.
Lips parted.
No words.
You draw close to each other, as you would to the warmth of a fire.
A blur of motion.
A swirl of riotous color
Clothes are coming off, it’s crazy, it’s so on!!!
The screen fades to black to the sound of heavy breathing… *Marvin Gaye’s sexual healing playing in background*

Now pause right there…( ❚❚ )
There you are, all frisky, hot and bothered, you no longer really thinking except all you wanna do is do it….

I have your attention, yes?

My question is simple enough.
When the hell is the proper time to take off your socks????

Let’s call it a sock gap.
When do you take off your socks??

Seriously, yes, it’s an issue, at least for me…..
Up at night wondering.
Obviously you can’t take them off first, because shoes.
Shoes first. Makes sense.
I mean do you take them off, after you take off your shoes but before you remove your trousers, or is it after your trousers but at this point, the shirt was probably the first thing to come off, so after you take off your trousers you just naked except for your socks, and you wondering how the hell you ended in nothing but your socks but it’s too late to take them off and you just hope it’s kinky cute like that, hopefully they are a clean, have no holes and are a matching pair of socks……

sockdrawer
I have new socks on ^_^

~B

(*Trolls are real they live in the sock drawer and steal your socks but only the ones for your left foot*)

Photocredit: Wine Glasses Sock puppet

Responses to “Of Sock Gap: A Sock Tale”

  1. Wendy avatar

    I was not expecting that! That’s so funny, but what a dilemma. How does one take off your own socks in a provocative way that doesn’t pause the mood? Maybe you do that for your partner, then hope they do it for you? I guess it would all depend on if your feet are ticklish?

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    1. Beaton avatar

      hahahaha exactly!!!! its like being sock punched by a sock punch….
      laughing out loud at ticklish feet ^_^

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  2. Faraday's Candle avatar

    Smart and funny post!

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    1. Beaton avatar

      thanks for popping by ^_^ i had a riot writing it thanks

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      1. Faraday's Candle avatar

        Enjoy your weekend.

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  3. Stephanae V. McCoy avatar

    First I love the sock puppet. Second, I’m just glad I wasn’t drinking anything or I woulda choked. I wasn’t expecting the aged old sock quandary right in the middle of…well, you know.

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    1. Beaton avatar

      hey I really love the sock puppet i saw it and thoughgt hey have i got a sock tale hahahaha I know right its like being sock punched

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  4. Marje @ Kyrosmagica avatar

    I shall never look at a sock in the same way ever again! I don’t mind odd socks! I kind of like to see a bit of creativity in how they might be chosen. Thanks for the laugh!!

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Hahaha you are welcome glad you were entertained ^_^

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  5. cathleentownsend avatar

    A dilemma, forsooth!

    It’s only the first time that’s awkward. If it helps, my husband takes them off last thing, pulling them from the toe. Somewhat less awkward than pushing down from the top, which is how I always remove socks.

    Glad to know you’re wearing nice, new socks. You never know when romance will suddenly strike. 🙂

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  6. Naughtynotties avatar

    I read this whilst in public transport, I couldn’t stop laughing. all eyes were on me. Thank you

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Hahaha I can imagine I would have looked at you funny too, if you burst out laughing for no reason. Well it’s not for no reason but “we” would not know. ^_^
      Glad you were entertained

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  7. marypamela avatar

    OMG! I actually threw my head back and laughed out loud! Thanks for that bit of humor. I know you want an answer, but I’m laughing too hard to be coherent. ROTFL

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    1. marypamela avatar

      I found it so funny that I shared it on Facebook to my professional and personal page. 🙂 I say take the socks off when you take your shoes off. Drag them off together. 😀

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      1. Beaton avatar

        thank you for the shares 🙂
        hahaha drag off socks with shoes, hmmm I suppose that works…

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    2. Beaton avatar

      hahahaha I have to admit this is super hilarious… glad you found it amusing too, well hope tour clothes did not get wrinkled from all that rolling on the floor
      🙂

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  8. Dante avatar

    There’s a window, a very small window, whereby of you miss it, taking them off is pointless.
    This window lies somewhere in between shoes off and pants off…

    And it must be so swift it’s un noticeable

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    1. Beaton avatar

      Hurray for small windows Lol
      ~B

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  9. jerazw avatar

    😆😆😆

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